If band instruments were weapons...

Just an idea I had for a long while. Me and my fellow band mates had discussed about this a while back, and all I remember from that conversation is that Brass would be the far ranged weapons, Woodwinds would be close ranged weapons, Drumline would be heavy artillery, Pit would be the advanced scientific weapons, and Color Guard will be freelance mercenaries. But they can always change from any ideas given!

This is mainly a creativity thread to see what instruments would be as weapons. Drawn posts are welcome!